The Shelby:  Named for the owner's
lovely niece. An intoxicating mélange of
fruit juices, vodka, and peach schnapps.
Strong enough for a man, but made for a
woman.  
Get your girlfriend drunk!
The Mind Eraser: Does just that. Hefty
portions of vodka and Kahlúa topped with
club soda inhaled through a straw from
the bottom up as fast as possible.  
Blissful Inebriation.  Group inhalation
optional.
The Country-politan: Countrified bourbon
adds a new dimension to the now passé
vodka Cosmo.  Hellfire and tarnation, it’ll
make you wanna make out with your cousin!
The Jalatini: Forget the olive!  You’re in
Texas now, and you will get a jalapeño.  
Gin, a touch of vermouth, and super
secret additions make this a ‘tini to
remember!
The Terlingua Tea:  A Kiva classic.  The
kitchen sink approach in a 30 oz vessel.  
Like a Long Island Iced Tea, only more
gross.  Comes with its very own Texas flag!  
Prepare to be discombobulated.
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The Happy Meal: a shot of Jägermeister
and LSD (Lone Star Draft).
Thanks, Andy.
FAD OF THE MONTH
SPARKS!
Vaguely orange…6% alcohol….caffeine and ginseng.  Get
amped by the caffeine, sucked down by the alcohol, you’d
think it would be a wash, but no!  Sparks delivers a really
great buzz for the buck, that’s why it’s la Kiva’s FAD OF
THE MONTH!   Best tasting ingredient in this malt
liquor?  “Taurine”.