We would be remiss in leaving out a description of Kiva founder Gil Felts’
wild creation, Kiva mascot Penisaurus Erectus:
THE PENISAURUS ERECTUS
This conjured big cat fossil is assembled from random bones and set into a wall
in the main dining area; a plaque below this “sculpture” narrates its fictitious
history. Penisaurus can be found on the back of Kiva’s T shirts, stickers, and
even on dedicated employee Doug Christian's calf:
The Penisaurus enhances any meal...
Thanks for the signage, Mr. Billy Miller!